Stuff White People Like

Now admittedly I'm a little racist. But I'm an equal-opportunity racist, I rag on all types of people equally. (Okay, maybe Asian people the most, but I'm Asian so its "okay".)

So when I stumbled onto this blog "Stuff White People Like" I just had to read through it all...and much of it is accurate and hilarious at the same time. I also can't help but feel like this is written by a white person...so if you've got some time to kill at work, hit the jump and check out their blog.

For Example:
#20 Being an Expert on YOUR Culture

White people are pretty conflicted about their culture. On one hand, they are proud of the art, literature, and film produced by white culture. But at the same time, they are very ashamed of all the bad things in white culture: the KKK, colonialism, slavery, Jim Crow laws, feudalism, and the treatment of native americans.

One way they can make up for it is becoming marginally acquainted with foreign cultures. It is generally acceptable for a white person to learn a few terms in a language spoken primary by non-whites (such as Chinese, Tagalog or Portuguese). They can then use these phrases to order certain ‘more authentic’ dishes in restaurants.

#16 "Gifted Children"

White people love “gifted” children, do you know why? Because an astounding 100% of their kids are gifted! Isn’t that amazing?

I’m pretty sure the last non-gifted white child was born in 1962 in Reseda, CA. Since then, it’s been a pretty sweet run.

The way it works is that white kids that are actually smart are quickly identified as “gifted” and take special classes and eventually end up in college and then law school or med school.

But wait, aren’t there white people who aren’t doctors or lawyers, or even all that smart?

Well, here is another one of those awesome white person win-win situations.

Because if a white kid gets crappy grades and can’t seem to ever do anything right in school, they are still gifted! How you ask? They are just TOO smart for school. They are too creative, too advanced to care about the trivial minutiae of the day to day operations of school.

So go check it out at http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com